Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.
Of all the forms of exercise that I have done, Power Plate® training is the most concise. If I start my session at 9.30am, I know I can be at my desk… - Maureen Lipman
Of all the forms of exercise that I have done, Power Plate® training is the most concise. If I start my session at 9.30am, I know I can be at my desk…
- Maureen Lipman
Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither. - Maureen Lipman
Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.
Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge. - Maureen Lipman
As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do. - Maureen Lipman
As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.
Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went. - Maureen Lipman
Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.
Acting requires absorption, but not self-absorption and, in the actor's mind, the question must always be 'Why am I doing this?,' not 'How am I doing… - Maureen Lipman
Acting requires absorption, but not self-absorption and, in the actor's mind, the question must always be 'Why am I doing this?,' not 'How am I doing…
My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes. - Maureen Lipman
My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.
I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation. - Maureen Lipman
I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.
A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon. - Maureen Lipman
A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.
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