My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why should I quit smoking? Anything coul…

- Gregg Rogell

Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?

- Gregg Rogell

Jews don't dunk. It's in the bible.

- Gregg Rogell

Golf's the only sport that comes with a slave.

- Gregg Rogell