If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

- Jason Segel

Our job is to become OK with who we are and what our life has been - and keep enduring.

- Jason Segel

We have reached a very cynical era of comedy. The Muppets have proven, for 40 years, that you can get laughs without ever doing it at someone else's …

- Jason Segel

A man can certainly be a Muppet. Being a Muppet is a state of mind. It's about finding that little part of you that's unique, and not being embarrass…

- Jason Segel

Honestly, I have come to believe that everything is in the order it's in for a reason. I am happy with who I am today.

- Jason Segel

Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.

- Jason Segel

The narrative of our lives is a total construct. We get to choose what that is. That is something I've realized as I've gotten older. I have a lot of…

- Jason Segel

I like to be challenged acting wise and I like to do things that I'm scared of.

- Jason Segel

My mother taught me to be nice to everybody. And she said something before I left home. She said, 'I want you to always remember that the person you …

- Jason Segel