I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody. Jokes are no different.
I hate the phrase “One thing led to another”. What kind of lazy writing is that? Isn't it your job as a writer to tell me how that made this happen? … - Brian Regan
I hate the phrase “One thing led to another”. What kind of lazy writing is that? Isn't it your job as a writer to tell me how that made this happen? …
- Brian Regan
Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish. - Brian Regan
Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.
You know what's fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 'Just Because' cards. They can't even ask you w… - Brian Regan
You know what's fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 'Just Because' cards. They can't even ask you w…
Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The rate of change will never stop and neither should you. - Brian Regan
Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The rate of change will never stop and neither should you.
They always say that Albert Einstein was a genius. Then how come when anyone ever calls you that, it's an insult? 'You don't know where you parked th… - Brian Regan
They always say that Albert Einstein was a genius. Then how come when anyone ever calls you that, it's an insult? 'You don't know where you parked th…
If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community, that would be a reservation reservation reservation. - Brian Regan
If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community, that would be a reservation reservation reservation.
I was at the breakfast table this morning and I read in the newspaper that more and more adults are living at home with their parents. That surprised… - Brian Regan
I was at the breakfast table this morning and I read in the newspaper that more and more adults are living at home with their parents. That surprised…
You can microwave a Pop Tart. That just blew me away that you could do that. How long does it take to toast a Pop Tart? A minute and a half if you wa… - Brian Regan
You can microwave a Pop Tart. That just blew me away that you could do that. How long does it take to toast a Pop Tart? A minute and a half if you wa…
I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container. - Brian Regan
I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.
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