Junior was being chided for his low grades. Little Robert, who lived a few doors away, was held up as an example. "Robert doesn't get C's and D's does he?" asked his father. "No," Junior admitted, "but he's different. He has very bright parents".
There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience. - Jacob Braude
There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.
- Jacob Braude
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. - Jacob Braude
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech. - Jacob Braude
All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.
A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you. - Jacob Braude
A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.
Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use. - Jacob Braude
Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.
The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line betwee… - Jacob Braude
The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line betwee…
If a thing goes without saying -- let it. - Jacob Braude
If a thing goes without saying -- let it.
You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along. - Jacob Braude
You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.
Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles. - Jacob Braude
Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.
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