Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

- Noel Coward

I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring.

- Noel Coward

It's never too early for a cocktail.

- Noel Coward

Familiarity breeds contempt, but without a little familiarity it's impossible to breed anything.

- Noel Coward

My importance to the world is relatively small. On the other hand, my importance to myself is tremendous. I am all I have to work with, to play with,…

- Noel Coward

Consider the public. Never fear it nor despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then if you must, make it laugh, ma…

- Noel Coward

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

- Noel Coward

Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses.

- Noel Coward

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

- Noel Coward