Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian. You’re a Mexican, they’re a raccoon. You’re a black woman, he’s a black man.
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Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
Interpretation
Chris Rock humorously expresses the unfairness of karaoke for comedians, who are expected to entertain effortlessly.
In this quote, Chris Rock highlights the unique challenge comedians face when participating in karaoke. While the activity is meant for fun and enjoyment, comedians, being professionals at eliciting laughter, may find that their skills complicate the simple joy of karaoke, where the focus is more on fun than on performance perfection.
In practice
Using this quote in a comedy club to discuss the challenges comedians face in social settings.
Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian. You’re a Mexican, they’re a raccoon. You’re a black woman, he’s a black man.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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He would have felt safe if alongside the Dentrassis' underwear, the piles of Sqornshellous mattresses and the man from Betelgeuse holding up a small yellow fish and offering to put it in his ear he had been able to see just a small packet of cornflakes. But he couldn't, and he didn't feel safe.
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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I'm not just a pundit - I'm a comedian.
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