Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it. - Wes Smith
Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
- Wes Smith
Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine. - Wes Smith
Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.
A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut. - Wes Smith
A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
There is nothing personal about a personal ad. - Wes Smith
There is nothing personal about a personal ad.
The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent. - Wes Smith
The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.
Hurry up and learn patience. - Wes Smith
Hurry up and learn patience.
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven. - Wes Smith
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help. - Wes Smith
If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room. - Wes Smith
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
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