The key to getting ahead is setting aside 8 hours a day for work and 8 hours a day for sleep - and making sure they're not the same hours.

- Gene Brown

One good thing about being young is that you're not experienced enough to know what can't be done.

- Gene Brown

Accept good advice gracefully - as long as it doesn't interfere with what you intended to do in the first place.

- Gene Brown

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

- Gene Brown

The annoying thing about being modest is that you can't brag about it.

- Gene Brown

The trouble with making intelligent suggestions is that you're apt to be appointed to carry them out.

- Gene Brown

The toughest thing about raising kids is convincing them that you have seniority.

- Gene Brown

The bridges that you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.

- Gene Brown

If there were any justice in this world, people would occasionally be permitted to fly over pigeons.

- Gene Brown