I met Kim Kardashian in a nightclub once, and she was really nice. Kanye West was with her, but he didn't speak. He just looked at me.

- Chris Lilley

I've met big-name actors doing Hollywood films, and they've said that all they want is an in at HBO and their own show.

- Chris Lilley

If you over-think, it affects things too much; I work instinctively, like painting in a way. Think too much, and you ruin everything.

- Chris Lilley

I've done signings where elderly people will line up to get photos with me and ask me to sign things. They don't even pretend it's for their grandkid…

- Chris Lilley

I feel like I'm so normal. So normal it's boring.

- Chris Lilley

I get bored with the constant probing for the cliched tears of the clown, the dark side of the comic.

- Chris Lilley

I started doing comedy just as myself, because I thought, "This is what's expected, you're meant to tell stories and do observations." And then I sta…

- Chris Lilley

I was sure 'Summer Heights High' would be a cult ABC thing; I had no idea it would be such a big hit.

- Chris Lilley

You can't get any better than TV on HBO, ABC and BBC3.

- Chris Lilley