My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.
If I'm not working, I don't know what to do. - Paul Lynde
If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
- Paul Lynde
I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh… - Paul Lynde
I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh…
I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that. - Paul Lynde
I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world. - Paul Lynde
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. - Paul Lynde
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish? - Paul Lynde
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde
I'm Liberace without a piano.
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate! - Paul Lynde
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected. - Paul Lynde
My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected.
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