I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.
I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis. - Redd Foxx
I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis.
- Redd Foxx
The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent. - Redd Foxx
The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches. - Redd Foxx
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?! - Redd Foxx
Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!
I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why. - Redd Foxx
I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. - Redd Foxx
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.
This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey! - Redd Foxx
This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!
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