Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets."

Brad Williams's Popular Quotes

I don't take too many things too seriously.

- Brad Williams

I don't get the animosity when someone tells a joke that you don't like. Whereas if someone made a dish that you don't like if you went to a restaura…

- Brad Williams

That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.

- Brad Williams

It's weird when people ask me, "Why are you so nice?" It's like, "Because that's just what you should do. You should be kind to people." It seems rea…

- Brad Williams

Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.

- Brad Williams

The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, …

- Brad Williams

If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm s…

- Brad Williams

Half the time, you go on any one of these news sites, whether it be a Yahoo or a Google, and one of the top headlines is always, "Did a comedian go t…

- Brad Williams

I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.

- Brad Williams