You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.

- Jerry Lawler

Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

- Jerry Lawler

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

- Jerry Lawler

You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.

- Jerry Lawler

You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.

- Jerry Lawler

As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!

- Jerry Lawler

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.

- Jerry Lawler

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

- Jerry Lawler

I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.

- Jerry Lawler