Ladies, just know that when you grow your hair too long, you got about two inches difference between really hot, sexy supermodel - religious fanatic. Hot Maxim cover girl everybody wants a mouth kiss - unhealthy faith in your lord. Soft, silky, shiny hair everyone wants to touch - one of 12 brides.
I don't tend to like race jokes. I don't like Jew jokes and black jokes, and they make me very uncomfortable, probably because I'm both. Well, I'm no… - Iliza Shlesinger
I don't tend to like race jokes. I don't like Jew jokes and black jokes, and they make me very uncomfortable, probably because I'm both. Well, I'm no…
- Iliza Shlesinger
Both are salty, one will give me carpal tunnel, I'll go with the fries. - Iliza Shlesinger
Both are salty, one will give me carpal tunnel, I'll go with the fries.
Ladies, just know that when you grow your hair too long, you got about two inches difference between really hot, sexy supermodel - religious fanatic.… - Iliza Shlesinger
Ladies, just know that when you grow your hair too long, you got about two inches difference between really hot, sexy supermodel - religious fanatic.…
I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. - Iliza Shlesinger
I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs.
Passion always finds a way. Follow your passion and everything else will work out. - Iliza Shlesinger
Passion always finds a way. Follow your passion and everything else will work out.
You know what happened the last time a group of people said, 'Screw it, we don't care what you think'? They got hung as witches. - Iliza Shlesinger
You know what happened the last time a group of people said, 'Screw it, we don't care what you think'? They got hung as witches.
As a comedian, as an entertainer, there's a lot of downtime. Once you can accept that comedy is a marathon, not a sprint, it gets a little easier. - Iliza Shlesinger
As a comedian, as an entertainer, there's a lot of downtime. Once you can accept that comedy is a marathon, not a sprint, it gets a little easier.
You can't go to the bathroom alone... you might not come back. Cause no girl's ever been to the bathroom alone and survived. It's true. The last woma… - Iliza Shlesinger
You can't go to the bathroom alone... you might not come back. Cause no girl's ever been to the bathroom alone and survived. It's true. The last woma…
When you get off stage, the audience should know a little bit about you. Not where you are from, but how you see the world. And that's the difference… - Iliza Shlesinger
When you get off stage, the audience should know a little bit about you. Not where you are from, but how you see the world. And that's the difference…
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