There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
The ladies men admire, I've heard, Would shudder at a wicked word. Their candle gives a single light, They'd rather stay at home at night. They do not keep awake 'till three, Nor read erotic poetry. They never sanction the impure, Nor recognize an overture. They shrink from powders and from paints... So far I've had no complaints.
Interpretation
What this quote means
The quote humorously critiques the ideal of women as pure and demure, highlighting their disinterest in societal expectations of romance or sensuality.
In this quote, Dorothy Parker reflects on the traditional qualities attributed to women that are admired by men, such as purity and modesty. She presents a satirical view of these ideals by suggesting that the women men admire are not only conservative in their behavior but also disdain romantic or sensual pursuits, implying that such characteristics might actually be undesirable and that many men who praise them do so without understanding their true nature or desires.
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Example use cases
During a discussion on societal expectations for women, this quote can be used to highlight the absurdity of traditional views.
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