I've often said, not totally jokingly, that screenwriting doesn't really qualify as real writing at all. You don't string sentences into paragraphs. …

- Jonathan Raymond

I'm the type of spiritual person that doesn't speak openly about their spirituality. Irony is probably my religion.

- Jonathan Raymond

Why do I have an issue with banks? They have their greedy fingers in everyones money. No other industry has the power to deduct a bill or fees direct…

- Jonathan Raymond

Livability has always struck me as a consolation prize.

- Jonathan Raymond

I think Trump has made it really hard for people to read, period. He's made it hard for me anyway. Part of his evil is the way it constantly distract…

- Jonathan Raymond

I found once you start writing about God it's really fun. It's like a rock singer saying "baby." "Baby, baby, baaayy-by." You start saying "God" on t…

- Jonathan Raymond

I'm interested in the ongoing war between the individual and community. That inner dissent against whatever group is surrounding you. No one wants to…

- Jonathan Raymond

I have a feeling the writers who find screenwriting difficult are usually just not lazy enough for the job. They don't know how to stop before the ta…

- Jonathan Raymond

My grandfather was a Holocaust survivor and his life and history were very formative to myself and my family. The almost unimaginable dichotomy betwe…

- Jonathan Raymond