My last book was speculative. I just don't quite know what I am doing. But I'll get there. I have a list of things I would love to write.

- Jami Attenberg

Smart, sharp, and hilarious, Slaughterhouse 90210 is the perfect pick-me-up and never-put-me-down book.

- Jami Attenberg

And we all get mired in the bullshit, the personality quirks, the personality disorders (ours and everyone else's), the jealousy, the disappointment,…

- Jami Attenberg

I'd love to be able to write crazy epic plots. I'm working on it.

- Jami Attenberg

I remember being banned from other houses as a younger child during the winter holiday season; I was the only one who didn't believe in Santa Claus, …

- Jami Attenberg

What I try very hard to do is have an hour or so in the morning when I leave the house and don't have my phone with me. I'll go sit in a cafe and rea…

- Jami Attenberg

I find that short stories are almost like palate cleansers, or brain cleansers.

- Jami Attenberg

An ellipsis is a giant ocean of possibilities.

- Jami Attenberg

Maybe just as many women writers as male writers could be billed as the next great American writer by their publisher. Maybe book criticism sections …

- Jami Attenberg