The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Erma BombeckRead
Laughter is the greatest music in the world and audiences come to my shows to escape the cares of life. They don't want to be embarrassed or insulted. They want to laugh and so do I - which is probably why it works.
Interpretation
Laughter provides a joyful escape from life's troubles, benefiting both the performer and the audience.
This quote emphasizes the power of laughter as a form of relief from the stresses of everyday life. Ken Dodd highlights that audiences seek joy and entertainment, not discomfort or ridicule, and by prioritizing laughter, he fosters a positive connection between himself and his audience, making his performances effective and enjoyable.
In practice
In a motivational speech about the importance of joy in life.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
I don't see the point of doing comedy unless it comes from pain.
Unlike the male codfish which, suddenly finding itself the parent of three million five hundred thousand little codfish, cheerfully resolves to love them all, the British aristocracy is apt to look with a somewhat jaundiced eye on its younger sons.
Dieting makes me want to murder everyone around me.
Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.
Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
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