Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force an…

- Norman Ralph Augustine

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

- Norman Ralph Augustine

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

- Norman Ralph Augustine

One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.

- Norman Ralph Augustine

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

- Norman Ralph Augustine

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

- Norman Ralph Augustine

Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.

- Norman Ralph Augustine

The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to do what you have been talking about. Eventually, you spend …

- Norman Ralph Augustine

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast,…

- Norman Ralph Augustine