Law Number L: The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a human's, but four times as long as the official's who created it.
Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force an… - Norman Ralph Augustine
Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force an…
- Norman Ralph Augustine
One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.' - Norman Ralph Augustine
One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'
The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to do what you have been talking about. Eventually, you spend … - Norman Ralph Augustine
The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to do what you have been talking about. Eventually, you spend …
People do not win people fights. Lawyers do. - Norman Ralph Augustine
People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.
One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected. - Norman Ralph Augustine
One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.
Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation. - Norman Ralph Augustine
Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.
Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D. - Norman Ralph Augustine
Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.
Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters. - Norman Ralph Augustine
Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.
If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast,… - Norman Ralph Augustine
If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast,…
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