I don't trust photographers. I'm now a relaxed, contented 60 year-old, but look at my pictures and you see a crazy, bug-eyed serial killer.

- Richard Ingrams

If your lawyers tell you that you have a very good case, you should settle immediately.

- Richard Ingrams

It's important for people not to hold a high opinion of politicians, and one of the strengths of the British is that they don't on the whole... The d…

- Richard Ingrams

I have come to regard the law courts not as a cathedral but rather as a casino.

- Richard Ingrams