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But do not give it to a lawyer's clerk to write, for they use a legal hand that Satan himself will not understand.
Miguel De Cervantes
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What this quote means

This quote humorously critiques the legibility of legal writing.

Miguel De Cervantes humorously suggests that legal documents are so poorly written that even a devil would struggle to comprehend them. This reflects a broader criticism of the legal profession, implying that legal language is often unnecessarily complex and inaccessible to the average person.

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In practice

Example use cases

In a speech about legal reform, one might use this quote to lighten the mood.

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