You don't learn from smart people, you learn from idiots. Watch what they do, and then don't do it!

- Rudolf Wanderone

When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions.

- Rudolf Wanderone

The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night.

- Rudolf Wanderone

I'm known clean around the Earth.

- Rudolf Wanderone

Paul Newman is not a very good pool player.

- Rudolf Wanderone

No one on this Earth knows how old I am.

- Rudolf Wanderone