The average family pays more in taxes than it spends on food, clothing, and shelter combined.

- Dick Armey

Hillary Clinton bothers me a lot. I realized the other day that her thoughts sound a lot like Karl Marx. She hangs around a lot of Marxists. All her …

- Dick Armey

Conservatives have a deeper intellect and tend to have occupations of the brain in fields like engineering, science, and economics. Liberals, on the …

- Dick Armey

George Washington might have become our king, but chose not to. His governing idea was that government is our servant because we are inherently free.…

- Dick Armey

If I were in the President's place, I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey, standing over…

- Dick Armey

The Democratic Party has pretty much abandoned all the things that they cherish.

- Dick Armey

I deserved better than to be bullshitted by the vice president.

- Dick Armey

Spike Lee is obviously more stupid than anyone can be by accident.

- Dick Armey

The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it.

- Dick Armey