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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I took my grandmother to the emergency room. The doctor said that she was on an artificial life support system, and that although her brain was dead her heart was still beating. I though, "we've never had a democrat in the family before".
I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair.
So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
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