You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.

- Al Swearengen

The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.

- Al Swearengen

Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.

- Al Swearengen

The obvious merits utterance. Character is f**king pertinent.

- Al Swearengen

Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to.

- Al Swearengen

Don't I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution.

- Al Swearengen

I wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't try to steal a little.

- Al Swearengen

Pain or damage don't end the world.

- Al Swearengen

Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.

- Al Swearengen