Let's say I was like, "I'm going to write a book this year," which I'm not. Let's just say that was it. Then it would be for the joy of writing it. It wouldn't be like, "And it's going to be No. 1 and I'm going to get rich and go on a book tour and own a library." I don't know the difference between doing what I normally do and making a resolution. And if it doesn't happen, then I'm going to be miserable.
In terms of what happened to Amy [Schumer], if that happened to me I would be like, "Yes, please leave." But I toured a lot. I started as an opening … - Jen Kirkman
In terms of what happened to Amy [Schumer], if that happened to me I would be like, "Yes, please leave." But I toured a lot. I started as an opening …
- Jen Kirkman
People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll thin… - Jen Kirkman
People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll thin…
Testosterone makes you completely out of control, but that's okay. - Jen Kirkman
Testosterone makes you completely out of control, but that's okay.
I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it. - Jen Kirkman
I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.
There have been many times in my life where I got opportunities that I never thought would be the things that I needed, so I'm always saying, "I want… - Jen Kirkman
There have been many times in my life where I got opportunities that I never thought would be the things that I needed, so I'm always saying, "I want…
[Yoga] never calms me. Ever. But it certainly helps me prevent something. - Jen Kirkman
[Yoga] never calms me. Ever. But it certainly helps me prevent something.
Let's say I was like, "I'm going to write a book this year," which I'm not. Let's just say that was it. Then it would be for the joy of writing it. I… - Jen Kirkman
Let's say I was like, "I'm going to write a book this year," which I'm not. Let's just say that was it. Then it would be for the joy of writing it. I…
I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be offende… - Jen Kirkman
I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be offende…
I always try to be open to whatever the universe wants from me. - Jen Kirkman
I always try to be open to whatever the universe wants from me.
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