I never have anything to talk about.

- April Winchell

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend wh…

- April Winchell

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

- April Winchell

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

- April Winchell

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

- April Winchell

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

- April Winchell

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so y…

- April Winchell

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

- April Winchell

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

- April Winchell