I once got a letter from a woman who told me she was 90. She said if she were 30 years younger, I would have had to watch out. I guess 60 seems really young when you're 90. She said she would eat me with a spoon.
I once got a letter from a woman who told me she was 90. She said if she were 30 years younger, I would have had to watch out. I guess 60 seems reall… - David James
I once got a letter from a woman who told me she was 90. She said if she were 30 years younger, I would have had to watch out. I guess 60 seems reall…
- David James
To every Armageddonist, every earth lover must keep saying with all the sincerity and affection we can muster, “May God make this world as beautiful … - David James
To every Armageddonist, every earth lover must keep saying with all the sincerity and affection we can muster, “May God make this world as beautiful …
I once drew a picture of Jack Nicholson in The Shining. But I put it away after a Feng Shui expert told me about the bad vibes - David James
I once drew a picture of Jack Nicholson in The Shining. But I put it away after a Feng Shui expert told me about the bad vibes
Life is short. It's God's fault. Sorry. - David James
Life is short. It's God's fault. Sorry.
Writers are used to being re-created, and need it. - David James
Writers are used to being re-created, and need it.
It's not nice going into the supermarket and the woman at the till is thinking: 'Dodgy keeper'. - David James
It's not nice going into the supermarket and the woman at the till is thinking: 'Dodgy keeper'.
Be mindful of your self-talk. It's a conversation with the universe. - David James
Be mindful of your self-talk. It's a conversation with the universe.
Thus did my siblings and I learn one of the hard lessons of life: the best way to strip the allure and dreaminess from a lifelong dream is, very ofte… - David James
Thus did my siblings and I learn one of the hard lessons of life: the best way to strip the allure and dreaminess from a lifelong dream is, very ofte…
I grew up playing war. We threw dirt and rocks at each other. We'd lead attacks. We'd break up into squads. It became a neighborhood thing for a whil… - David James
I grew up playing war. We threw dirt and rocks at each other. We'd lead attacks. We'd break up into squads. It became a neighborhood thing for a whil…
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