When people start to write articles about what might be wrong with the 'Today' show you know where you should point the finger, point it at me becaus…

- Matt Lauer

The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.

- Matt Lauer

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the be…

- Matt Lauer

Not only is it a great concept and a great idea -- helping people -- it's good pizza too!

- Matt Lauer

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?

- Matt Lauer

The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.

- Matt Lauer

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other simil…

- Matt Lauer

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.

- Matt Lauer

Emotions in this country right now are running very high. Sometimes that emotion is translated into inspiration, sometimes into criticism. We've hear…

- Matt Lauer