Life has to keep going, so you can either be a victim the rest of your life and let it drag you down into drugs and alcohol and depression or you can turn it into something good, fun even, you know, and I tell young people who are going through depression that this might be the most important time of your life. This might be what makes you a great artist later on.
I've always liked cops, as much as you can like a group of people, you know? Sure, I've been hassled, but I'm a white dude - privileged. - Jeff Ross
I've always liked cops, as much as you can like a group of people, you know? Sure, I've been hassled, but I'm a white dude - privileged.
- Jeff Ross
Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill? - Jeff Ross
Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill?
How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain? - Jeff Ross
How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. … - Jeff Ross
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. …
Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on. - Jeff Ross
Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.
The good thing about a jail show is nobody gets up and walks out. - Jeff Ross
The good thing about a jail show is nobody gets up and walks out.
My life and my career have been a series of happy and not so happy accidents. - Jeff Ross
My life and my career have been a series of happy and not so happy accidents.
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be. - Jeff Ross
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
People are not afraid to be very direct with police. And I think that's part of the problem is that people are angry at the cops and then the cops ar… - Jeff Ross
People are not afraid to be very direct with police. And I think that's part of the problem is that people are angry at the cops and then the cops ar…
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