life-lemons-lemonade-make-life-lemons-back-get-mad-lemons-h-demand-lifes

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

J.K. Simmons
0/5 (0)

J.K. Simmons's Popular Quotes

I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all genres: a horror movie, a zombie movie, ali…

- J.K. Simmons

I literally went in and auditioned and got the part of "sounds like J.K. Simmons." I've heard people say a "J.K. Simmons type, but younger" or "J.K. …

- J.K. Simmons

I actually have a degree in music and was aware that music was a tool used in therapy. I didn't realize how far it had come since I was in college in…

- J.K. Simmons

And if I may, call your mom, everybody. I've told this [to], like, a billion people, or so. Call your mom, call your dad. If you're lucky enough to h…

- J.K. Simmons

I like to act. Every other aspect of show business I find uninteresting.

- J.K. Simmons

In my work I try to get things right, to do it well, and if there are specific skills involved - like in a case conducting or playing the piano, or i…

- J.K. Simmons

Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT!

- J.K. Simmons

People evolve and it's important to not stop evolving just because you've reached 'adulthood.'

- J.K. Simmons

If you're lucky enough to have a parent or two alive, call them. Don't text, don't email. Call them. Listen to them for as long as they want to talk …

- J.K. Simmons
0 Comments

Login to join the discussion