"Life is like a sewer - what you get out of it depends on what you put into it." It's always seemed to me that this is precisely the sort of dynamic, positive thinking that we so desperately need today in these trying times of crisis and universal brouhaha.
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. - Tom Lehrer
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.
- Tom Lehrer
Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet. - Tom Lehrer
Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. - Tom Lehrer
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have b… - Tom Lehrer
If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have b…
You cant be satirical and not be offensive to somebody. - Tom Lehrer
You cant be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. - Tom Lehrer
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it. - Tom Lehrer
Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.
Irreverence is easy - whats hard is wit. - Tom Lehrer
Irreverence is easy - whats hard is wit.
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
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