They say 'life is precious'. To who? To you, when you're young and you've got a few dollars in your pocket. Tell that to the 90-year-old lying awake at the graveyard shift in the nursing home, groaning with dementia. The only reason he hasn't killed himself is that he hasn't figured out a way he can do it with pudding.
Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage, stop carrying it. Move forward. - Doug Stanhope
Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage, stop carrying it. Move forward.
- Doug Stanhope
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. - Doug Stanhope
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at t… - Doug Stanhope
Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at t…
Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well. - Doug Stanhope
Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well.
Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pric… - Doug Stanhope
Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pric…
I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me. - Doug Stanhope
I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet. - Doug Stanhope
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now … - Doug Stanhope
I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now …
Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house? - Doug Stanhope
Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?
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