Some of you...have never read a Patrick O'Brian novel. I beseech you to start now. Start with Master and Commander, which should be available in pape…

- Kevin Myers

It seems that Canada's historic mission is to come to the selfless aid both of its friends and of complete strangers, and then, once the crisis is ov…

- Kevin Myers

We were all born with wings. In times of doubt: spread them.

- Kevin Myers

No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight will for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! Th…

- Kevin Myers

The International Brigade was not formed to protect freedom and democracy. It was founded as a tool of of the Comintern, to promote the interests of …

- Kevin Myers

I'm not sure which I dislike more: 'Ulysses' or the James Joyce estate. Admittedly, a few people have got some pleasure from 'Ulysses', but against t…

- Kevin Myers

The divine harbinger of summer - warm rain.

- Kevin Myers

You can KNOW something yet FAIL to do it!

- Kevin Myers

When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.

- Kevin Myers