Annette had kissed me. Who would’a thunk it?

- Jordan Sonnenblick

But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do it every day.

- Jordan Sonnenblick

I dove on those papers like Sherlock Holmes on a cappuccino binge.

- Jordan Sonnenblick

What do you call a planet where bad guys stroll through life with success draped around their shoulders like a King’s cloak, while random horrors are…

- Jordan Sonnenblick

If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too.

- Jordan Sonnenblick

I seriously think I could have sat in the middle of the kitchen floor rubbing two sticks together over a pile of dynamite blocks and gasoline cans, a…

- Jordan Sonnenblick

Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change

- Jordan Sonnenblick

Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats.

- Jordan Sonnenblick

And if there was one thing I'd finally figured out, it was that your mind is something you always CAN change.

- Jordan Sonnenblick