I feel like comedy is doing well right now because there's so many avenues to be seen. Whether it's through the Internet with social media or web videos and now there's so many networks and TV shows.
I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon. - Hannibal Buress
I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.
- Hannibal Buress
I don't like when people say, 'I'll pray for you. I'm going to pray for you. Praying for you.' You're going to pray for me? So you're going to sit at… - Hannibal Buress
I don't like when people say, 'I'll pray for you. I'm going to pray for you. Praying for you.' You're going to pray for me? So you're going to sit at…
I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real. - Hannibal Buress
I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real.
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. - Hannibal Buress
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.
I didn't really get into comedy until a couple months before I started doing comedy. - Hannibal Buress
I didn't really get into comedy until a couple months before I started doing comedy.
There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have… - Hannibal Buress
There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have…
When people go through something rough in life, they say, "I'm taking it one day at a time." Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works. - Hannibal Buress
When people go through something rough in life, they say, "I'm taking it one day at a time." Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.
We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it. - Hannibal Buress
We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.
Whenever I eat at a restaurant I never put the napkin in my lap. People say, 'Hannibal, why don't you put the napkin in your lap?' Because I believe … - Hannibal Buress
Whenever I eat at a restaurant I never put the napkin in my lap. People say, 'Hannibal, why don't you put the napkin in your lap?' Because I believe …
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