I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.

- Jean Kerr

It takes at least one to make a marriage.

- Jean Kerr

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

- Jean Kerr

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

- Jean Kerr

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

- Jean Kerr

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

- Jean Kerr

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has ho…

- Jean Kerr

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

- Jean Kerr

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

- Jean Kerr