Like my old mentor would always say, Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I'll be dead.'' Okay, she wasn't a good poet, but that lady could …

- John Zakour

I didn't respond to that. I'm not scared of heights. I'm just scared of falling from heights.

- John Zakour

The thingy? You want me, the most intelligent cognitive processor in the known worlds, to say thingy?""Yes," I reaffirmed. "That is correct."Do you s…

- John Zakour

I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least parachutes that pop out of our butts.

- John Zakour