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When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.

Aziz Ansari's Popular Quotes

Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.

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I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

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I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

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I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

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Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

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Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.

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Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

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I have no interest in art. Let me clarify — I have no interest in non-nude images.

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