Like your job. Love your wife.
If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it. - John Candy
If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.
- John Candy
I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself. - John Candy
I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.
I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. - John Candy
I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated. - John Candy
I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.
I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! - John Candy
I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home. - John Candy
You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.
As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything. - John Candy
As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago. - John Candy
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to ciga… - John Candy
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to ciga…
Login to join the discussion
Login to join the discussion