I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife and family, but the high spot of every day is when I first catch a glimpse of myself in the shaving mirror.
I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley
I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public.
- Robert Morley
A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over. - Robert Morley
A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.
The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel. - Robert Morley
The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.
The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters. - Robert Morley
The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.
If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat. - Robert Morley
If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.
Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore. - Robert Morley
Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.
The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we hav… - Robert Morley
The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we hav…
When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of the mess I am in now, he thought for a long time, and I didn't care much for his answer. '… - Robert Morley
When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of the mess I am in now, he thought for a long time, and I didn't care much for his answer. '…
To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company. - Robert Morley
To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company.
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