Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell. - Benny Hill
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
- Benny Hill
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. - Benny Hill
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Benny Hill
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason. - Benny Hill
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. - Benny Hill
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: … - Benny Hill
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: …
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish. - Benny Hill
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ? - Benny Hill
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity. - Benny Hill
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
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