Live one day at a time, unless you can figure out how to live two.

- Dik Browne

My kids are funny. They won't eat the heels on a loaf of bread. So I patiently explained to them that they eat rolls, and rolls are all crust, just l…

- Dik Browne

As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.

- Dik Browne