Success is just happiness. When you are happy, that is success.

- Jimmy Fallon

I didn't invent the rainy day. I just own the best umbrella.

- Jimmy Fallon

...Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me.

- Jimmy Fallon

You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

- Jimmy Fallon

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

- Jimmy Fallon

A recent study found that people lie more when they are texting. Yeah, especially that one lie: "Sorry, just got your text!

- Jimmy Fallon

Thank you hard taco shells for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something insi…

- Jimmy Fallon

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

- Jimmy Fallon

A new survey out says 64 percent of Americans own a smartphone. Which is interesting because in a related survey, 100 percent of smart phones say the…

- Jimmy Fallon