Businesspeople are like sharks, not just because we're gray and slightly oily, or because our teeth trail the innards of those we have eviscerated, b…

- Stanley Bing

What about passion, dedication, loyalty? Can a robot provide those? No! On the other hand, it's easier to retire a robot when its day is done.

- Stanley Bing

If you can listen well, people will say you're a good conversationalist.

- Stanley Bing

I would love to have the power to stop waking at 3 a.m. every night to check my e-mail.

- Stanley Bing

"Hi," I said. She came over, licked my hand discreetly, allowed herself to be scratched for a time, chased her tail in a dignified circle, lay down a…

- Stanley Bing

Could an android listen to the whining, requests for advancement, and entreaties for guidance and affection that pour from subordinates? Sure it coul…

- Stanley Bing

There are now some mountains that my brain can no longer climb.

- Stanley Bing

There are no living beings who exert more power over others, pound for pound, than tiny babies and extremely thin moguls.

- Stanley Bing

My favorite method of procrastination is to do something else that needs doing, but not quite so imminently. Sleeping is also good, as is drinking un…

- Stanley Bing