For a living I write stuff that I know is gonna sell to a studio and make a lot of money at the multiplex.

- Robert Ben Garant

Probably your first agent is going to be some guy who also handles dog acts.

- Robert Ben Garant

The State trained us to make other people's terrible jokes work, which is the other part of the game when you're here.

- Robert Ben Garant

There are a huge amount of people who sell a TV pilot, every year, but most of them never get produced. It's very easy to make a living and never get…

- Robert Ben Garant

If you can learn to be incredibly passionate about your work without fighting for it just because it's yours, that's a huge thing.

- Robert Ben Garant

You write a spec, and you pour your heart and soul and life into a spec, and you think that spec is the movie that's going to sell and get made... I'…

- Robert Ben Garant

You have to be willing to throw [writing] stuff away and replace it.

- Robert Ben Garant

You need to know that going in, and you also need to be able to write all the time. So when somebody looks at you across the table and says, "What do…

- Robert Ben Garant

Not taking criticism of your writing personally is an enormous step towards surviving the studio system.

- Robert Ben Garant