No one trusts me any more. I spent half the movie Maigret (1988) (TV) arguing with people and I was accused of causing big on-set rows. But what they…

- Richard Harris

Many kids turn to selling drugs. It's not a good career choice, but they see it as a way to get money.

- Richard Harris

Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh,…

- Richard Harris

When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.

- Richard Harris

Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon …

- Richard Harris

I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.

- Richard Harris

LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.

- Richard Harris

Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

- Richard Harris

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

- Richard Harris