What took you so long?” Nash asked, as he slid into the passenger seat and pulled the door closed. “I stopped to donate all your underwear to the homeless. You’re gonna wanna take care of those tighty whities—they’re all you’ve got left.” He leaned against the door, either too tired or too drunk to sit up. “And to think, most people don’t understand your sense of humor.” “Fools, all of them.
What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only? - Rachel Vincent
What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?
- Rachel Vincent
I live to serve. except the part about living... - Rachel Vincent
I live to serve. except the part about living...
You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot. - Rachel Vincent
You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.
...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor. - Rachel Vincent
...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.
Meow, Meow, Motherfucker. - Rachel Vincent
Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
If this had ever happened before, it couldn't be happening now. That's what they mean by 'once in a lifetime'. - Rachel Vincent
If this had ever happened before, it couldn't be happening now. That's what they mean by 'once in a lifetime'.
Like I'm going to pass up an opportunity to smack your cousin. - Rachel Vincent
Like I'm going to pass up an opportunity to smack your cousin.
Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words. - Rachel Vincent
Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.
I got more than I bargained for with him, too. Much more. I know he’s completely different now, but he was really nice and funny when he was human. B… - Rachel Vincent
I got more than I bargained for with him, too. Much more. I know he’s completely different now, but he was really nice and funny when he was human. B…
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